If you think continuous alcohol-induced intoxicated days are more thrilling than a trip to hell, then get on that damn plane and spend a week in Sweden at the exact time for the Stockholm Beer Festival! I think you should pack your bags, lots of cash, and a shitload of aspirin! Don't forget your
handy handheld computer, for it would surely keep you company while you're on the plane straight to Sweden. I think you'd be needing it, my friend, especially for those dry-throat hours you'd be spending on the plane, thinking of all the beer you could drink!
But, I don't think you'd be witnessing a
beer festival once you're there! This is because this most loved beer festival in Scandinavia isn't only about beer, my friend! It's about being "alcoholically induced" through any means possible! That's right, 'cause in this beer festival, they serve all kinds of intoxicating substances. Well, just the legal substances in liquid form which has alcoholic content, I guess. Now wouldn't those aspirins come in handy? I think you could use it once you're over the ale-appreciation portion of the festival! Scandinavian ale? As damn strong as barbiturates! I think it would be best for you to go and check on that liver of yours before you take this trip to Sweden!
